Archive for February, 2009


Posted in crazy, illness, ramblings with tags , , , , on Saturday 28 February, 2009 by the Notorious O.S.C.

i’m on 2 antibiotics.  their names are unpronounceable and multi-syllablic, but similar-sounding to popular drugs like meth and ritalin.  one begins with an “s” and ends in “-meth”, so i call that one super-meth. the other one begins with an “r” and has some of the same letters as ritalin, so i call it ritalin.

i know. i’m hilarious!  (^_^)

antibiotics are bizzarre. they totally fuck with your system!  the pharmacist told me that my urine would change color, and sure enough, my piss has been the color of an electric jack-o-lantern.

and one of ’em will also “permanently discolor contact lenses” ?


what the hell have i put into my body?

and whatever it is, i hope it kills this crazy infection before this crazy infection kills me!


another one

Posted in annoying on Friday 27 February, 2009 by the Notorious O.S.C.
phpto from EvilLittleBlue via flickr

photo from EvilLittleBlue via flickr

i found another pimple on my butt.  that again turned into an abscess. although, this time i caught it before it got outta hand. but it was still filled with pus.


went to the doc, and he cut it open, and drained it.  (eeeeeeew!)

now my right butt cheek is bandaged, and draining.  antibiotics to follow.


Posted in friends, gym, ramblings, san francisco, sightings with tags , , , , , on Friday 27 February, 2009 by the Notorious O.S.C.

26 feb thurs

[where: 1000 van ness, 94109]


i forgot to mention that the van ness location of crunch has, uh… crunch-ed.

it’s closing it’s doors permanently on march 15th.  at first, i didn’t think much of it. i’d just go to one of the other gyms.  (there are 6 or so in SF).  but as i thought about it some more… i realized that i have a community of people who i “know” at the gym.

i don’t actually talk to any of them, but i have names for them: Latino Guy who smells like Snuggle; Guy with Fernet Hat, Yoga Guy, Jocelyn Wildenstein; the Pogue; mustache guy; Chatty Brit; Guy Who Talks A Lot; Server Girl; Crutches Guy.  i could go on and on and on.

even though i never talk to them, i see them a few times a week. sometimes more, sometimes less.  i definitely see them more than i see my family.  and sometimes i see them more than i see my friends.  weird.

where is this community gonna go? it’s disbanding. and will i see these people again?  what if they decide to change gyms? more importantly, which crunch location will become my new “home” crunch?

it sucks ass that this crunch location is closing. this is the only one that’s not smack in the middle of the marina or the financial district.  why the hell did they decide to grow so quickly?  did they have to open the location on unions st in cow hollow?  no.  and the other locations suck.  there’s no steam room.  at the Montgomery one, the bathroom stalls are enormous.  for what? to take up space? i could go on and on and on about why i’ll miss my “home” crunch.  it’s true that all the locations have their own personalities.  and i liked the van ness one the most.  sure, i could go to another location, but this one was only 3 blocks away from my apt.

also, in a somewhat-related note, i also realized that the slightly mentally disabled young kid who works as a locker room attendant will be out of a job soon.  where will he work? i don’t want him to be out of a job.

it’s sad to watch the crunch community slowly disintegrate right before my eyes.   (o_o)

virgin mega-whore

Posted in music, san francisco, shopping with tags , , , on Thursday 26 February, 2009 by the Notorious O.S.C.

26 feb thurs

STFU!  virgin mega-whore in SanFrancisco is closing!!

(uhm, not that i actually buy CDs or anything.)

add this to the list of businesses that are shutting its doors due to the failing economy, or losing business to the internets.

how are small, local, non-chain mom&pop places gonna survive?

:::  sigh  :::


Posted in restaurant, san francisco, work with tags , , , , , , , , , on Wednesday 25 February, 2009 by the Notorious O.S.C.

25 feb wed.

i’ve been on a mandated furlough this week, so i’ve had lots of time to catch up on my social life.  although, most of it has been work-related.

last week, i went to concierge fashion show at bloomingdale’s.

earlier this week, a concierge dinner at Waterfront.  and a fat tuesday party at McCormick&Kuleto’s at Ghirardelli Sq.

tonight, an event at biscuits and blues.

i’m very busy lately

and slowwwwwwly, i’m working my way into the secret world of the concierge community.

i finally met some concierges that aren’t pretentious.  and of course we are now BFF.

a few are members of Les Clefs D’or, which will be excellent when i want to further my career in this zany concierge world.

must leave my apt. now.  been here all day doing nothing!


Posted in annoying, housing, rant with tags , , , on Saturday 21 February, 2009 by the Notorious O.S.C.

i realize that it’s a great time to buy a condo.

but how the hell am i gonna pay for it?

i make much much le$$  than when i worked at theRestaurant.

when i worked at theRestaurant, it was all un-documented income. and i couldn’t get a loan.

now that i work at theHotel, i can technically get a loan, because my income is fully documented, but i can’t afford the sky high mortgage payments because i make so much le$$.

it’s a horrible catch 22.

sure i could afford an entire house in horrible places like antioch, danvile, fremont or orinda.  but who wants to live there?  surely not i.

and you wonder why i’m still renting??

this is why you’re fat

Posted in food, ramblings, rant with tags , on Saturday 21 February, 2009 by the Notorious O.S.C.

STFU!   love this site!  just found it via jossip

my mouth is watering, yet i want to hurl.

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